people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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