the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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