I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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