Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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