Too much gin, very little bucket
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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