If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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