Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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