and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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