I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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