Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The air was thick with penises
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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