Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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