Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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