i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
