sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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