??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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