How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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