you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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