Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I FOUND THE LEGS
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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