i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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