Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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