so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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