Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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