Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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