she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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