and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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