There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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