can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
