so let's talk penis.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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