i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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