I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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