My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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