that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Found your dick twin last night
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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