I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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