Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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