the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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