That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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