And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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