he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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