Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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