You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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