I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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