yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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