Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you win again, gameday.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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