feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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