Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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