how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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