if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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