week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I did not marry a roomba.
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