party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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