we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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