How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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