I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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