So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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