***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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