I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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